Transcription: Respect my authority! Body like a stone! Mind like a meat roof! Come on, come on! Oh Jesus, I can't take it! Stop! Fight back! Resist the ass! How could I resist an ass so great? It is only an ass! You must overcome the ass with your mind! This ass is unlike any I've encountered, master! I win! There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric. Perhaps you should consider sumo as a profession. Hey, maybe. you